I’ve been shot.

My eight-year-old son shot me tonight. Then I shot him. Then he shot me, and so on and so forth, and now there are Nerf bullets in every crook and cranny this house has to offer.

The real victims here? My wife and daughter, who were caught in the crossfire. I believe it’s referred to as collateral damage.

Same time tomorrow, Eric?


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I'm a casual observer of things.
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